Couples Cruise Los Angeles 2017 – It’s Back!




This is not a drill, I repeat this is not a drill. This is a serious situation. COUPLES CRUISE IS BACK ON THE WEST COAST!!


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We couldn’t be more excited to see Bob, Tess and the awesome CC Team bringing it to Cali and we want you to be a part of it. Come with us, Ellie & Al, The Aussie Swingers for the real ‘Love Boat’ experience, with a kinky twist. Lifestyle cruising does not get any closer and is only a flight away from Australia. Because we’re giving you lots of notice, you’ll be able to use your frequent flyer points to snag a good deal 365 days out when seats are released.


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This one is guaranteed to sell out and you must get in early. We were on their last West Coast Couples Cruise and had an absolute ball, meeting so many amazing, sexy couples. Will we see you there this time?


It’s a quickie, 4 nights, but it is more than long enough to get down to some sexy fun with the best cruise team in the business. One port day and the rest sea days, which means you can be naked for longer as we are not restricted by the prudes in the Port Authority. But if you want to make it a week long Lifestyle Vacation, you can combine it with Naughty in LA, an old concept made new. Think Naughty in N’awlins with that cool, sexy Cali vibe. I am officially in heaven.


Norwegian Pearl is our Naughty Ship and home to all the exciting, erotic and arousing activities that is synonymous with Couples Cruise




Before we go any further, I must let you know of the discounted pricing. The first 10% of each cabin category sold attract the greatest discount, then the next 20% cost a little more and this progresses until all rooms sold. Standard in all cruiselines and airlines, capacity pricing is just how it is, so I urge you, BOOK NOW and pay the deposit to secure your cabin and worry about the details later.

** We just tried to book a penthouse cabin only to have the price jump by $600 while we were deciding on which one. Don’t delay.

If you book now and cancel before November 3rd 2016, you get a full refund less $75pp. What I’m saying is, If you book after November 3rd you will probably pay a lot more than an extra $75pp, so best to get in early for the largest savings. Want to bring a 3rd, or even a 4th? You can! (It’s just a little extra) These are the lowest prices offered for Couples Cruise for the last 10 years!!


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What would you expect on a Couples Cruise?

Clothing option pool deck

Sexy adult entertainment

Seminars & Workshops (Tantra, BDSM, Rope Bondage, how to take sexy photos, communication, sexual health, better orgasms with the experts, doctors, sexologists and sex therapists)

Meet and Greets

Theme Nights

Sexy Parties

Phenomenal Playrooms


Fabulous people

Great food

And a lifetime of memories.

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The cabins are epic and the ship incredible. A bowling alley on a cruise ship? Really?

Prices at time of posting start $431 pp** (USD plus an additional fee which includes port charges, government taxes, doc fees, gratuities & security fees. $275 pp for all Staterooms &
$310 pp for all Suites) Check up to date pricing and room availability HERE


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Do I have to be a Swinger to enjoy a Couples Cruise?

Hell No! You just have to have a sexy attitude and a lust for life. People cruise with Couples Cruise for many different reasons, some are Nudists, Vouyers, Exhibitionists, Soft Swap, Full Swap and everything in between. Labels are thrown overboard here, everyone is just here to have fun.

We are always available to answer any questions about Cruising, the Lifestyle or both together, so feel free to email

No questions? Ready to book? Then let’s do it… BOOK HERE




Theme Nights

There is a different theme for each night of the cruise and there are also sub theme’s for dinner. Dressing in theme is a great way step away from the mundane, everyday reality and indulge your fantasies. This Couples Cruise, the theme’s are designed to be sexy and fun. Go as extravagant or as subtle as you like and if you don’t do theme nights, then just sit back and enjoy the show.

Day 1 – Embarkation Day

Boarding theme: Team Jersey.

This is a great way to break the ice and see which state (and indeed country) your fellow cruisers are from. Don your favorate team colours, sporting outfit or team shirt and have some.

Dinner Dress: Casual

Because not everyone will have received their luggage by dinner time (most will), day 1 dinner is generally a casual affair.




Theme Night: Tropical Night

To get you in the vacation spirit, think tropical and wear your favorite tropical dress, Hawaiian shirt, Tommy Bahamas, linen or tropical pants. Make it sexy if you like and let your imagination run wild.


Day 2 – Sea Day

Dinner Dress: Formal

Every night is generally dress to impress, but you can go a little further tonight. If you want a long sexy dress matched with you man’s tuxedo, you can definitely do it tonight.

Theme Night: PJ Party

Our second night at sea will feature our sexy and tantalizing Pajama Party! Ladies, this is your chance to flaunt that sweet and sassy lingerie. And guys, you’re not getting off that easy! We expect to see your jammies, too – so strut those silky boxers or your best briefs. Being sexy is not a requirement; maybe you’re in the mood for some footed pajamas, pajama bottoms or even a onesie featuring your favorite supper hero. You can even choose to have matching couple PJ’s. This is your cruise to express yourself, however you are. While some of you may sleep in the nude, this is a PJ Party so you will need to dress accordingly.





Day 3 – Ensenada

Dinner Dress: Dress to Impress

Theme Night: Haunted Ship

It’s October and Halloween is right around the corner, so why not celebrate early with your best costume (there will be a contest!). This is another great time to book a body painter to help you with your costume.




Day 4 – Sea Day

Dinner Dress: Dress to Impress

Theme Night: Mardi Gras

This is our signature event and we know how to “Let the Good Times Roll!”. There will be Purple, Gold & Green outfits as well as feather boas, masks, corsets and beads (lots of beads). This is a great night for body painting for those that are in the Mardi Gras spirit (book your appointment early to ensure availability).


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