Naughty in N’awlins 2016

We’re very excited to be heading back to one of our favourite cities, New Orleans, for next years Naughty in N’awlins 2016.

 

Naughty in N’awlins a lifestyle and swinger couples convention and has been the most popular lifestyle event in the United States since 1999. Where else does the City shut down their main street (Bourbon St.) and let 1,000 sexy swingers throw a parade?

We’ve attended many of Bob & Tess’ events over the years and are excited to be working alongside RedHotPie, Australia’s Premier Online Dating site to bring sexy Aussies to this incredible event.

 

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You MUST to book through us to be part of our action and attend our exclusive meet and greet and benefit from all the perks and benefits RedHotPie is offering.

 

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Make sure you come in early so you can catch the famous Wednesday Night Parade. It kicks off with a great Welcome Reception featuring free body painting, free shrimp and shucked oysters while listening to New Orleans’ hottest bands. Then we will head out onto Bourbon St to form up the parade. We will have a Police escort, Mardi Gras floats, a Brass Band and lots more. We will Parade all the way to Colette for big kick off party! You need to experience how Swinger Clubs do it in the States, it’s literally off the hook!

This is a convention for everyone, whether you are new to the Lifestyle or seasoned veterans.

Some of the features you’ve come to expect from NIN include:

  • Naked Speed Dating Seminars
  • Bar Crawls
  • Multiple playrooms, tipped to be bigger than ever
  • Chill Lounge Nightly Bar
  • Lifestyle, industry and business seminars
  • Tours
  • Parties
  • Demonstrations
  • Multiple themed parties
  • Multiple dance floors
  • Massage classes
  • Meet and greets
  • Awesome podcasters (like the Aussie Swingers & Swing with Holli and Michael)
  • Bigger Dungeon
  • The Annual Lifestyle Awards. Holli and Michael, winners of Best Podcast & Best Lifestyle Educators below

See Holli & Michael HERE on Playboy TV’s Swing ($1 Trial)

It is a great place for new or inexperienced couples to attend because the educational opportunities are a great way to learn about etiquette, role playing, safety & STDs, and many more advanced classes and demonstrations. Conventions are a great way for them to expand their sexuality in a safe and informative atmosphere and is a great place to meet other experienced couples from around the country (and world).

 

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Here are Bob and Tess’;

 

TOP 10 REASONS TO GO TO N’AWLINS!

 

#1. Special International Swinger’s Day celebration!
Details coming soon.

#2. The Attendees
We always get a great crowd at our annual convention and this year will be the best ever. We put on a great show, with the best decorating, fantastic bands and entertainment and you should see our party suites… but it is the fun, sexy, open minded couples that attend, that really make our event special.

#3. The Hotel
We are back at the Astor Crowne Plaza. This is the same hotel we used in 2003 and 2004 which were our biggest and most successful conventions in our 10 year history. It has great meeting space and the largest balcony on Bourbon Street. The staff at the Astor is excited to have our group back and we are glad to be back at this 4 Diamond property. The Hotel recently finished an $11 million dollar renovation that has touched every aspect of the hotel. The newly renovated guest accommodations which are lavishly appointed with designer fabrics and new furnishings won the “Best Renovation Award” at the InterContinental.

#4. Location, Location, Location
We had a great time at our last convention, the only thing that could have made it better was to be on Bourbon St. Well, we are back on Bourbon St alright, in fact we are right in the middle of Bourbon St this year. You couldn’t ask for a better location to match this fantastic hotel.

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The super sexy Kevin & Liz from Passion Suite Club

#5. No More Hurricanes
Yep, we’re done with the whole hurricane thing. Why worry about Hurricanes when you can have the event before the storms season get’s started. Although, there are plenty of Hurricanes still left at Pat O’ Brien’s. In fact, stop by our booth and we might just have one for you to try…

#6. Re-Birth
New Orleans has really experienced a Re-Birth and a new Renaissance. The restaurants are open, the drinks are flowing and the music, food and culture that made this city great is back better than ever. There are some changes- Bourbon St is a LOT cleaner now (the new sanitation contract has made the French Quarter look like Disney- no kidding!),

#7. Safety
You heard that the crime was out of control in New Orleans. Here are some facts: In 1994 there were 425 murders in New Orleans. In 2002 there were 257 and during the last 12 months that number dropped to 161. Then why all the bad press? The press is citing the number of crimes “per capita” to show that the crime rate is higher. The truth is, no one knows the actual numbers of people living in New Orleans, but the greater New Orleans area hasn’t dropped that much in population, so the current numbers of crimes has dropped while the reported crimes per person is up. Still don’t feel safe? You should see how many New Orleans police officers, State Troopers, FBI Agents, Sheriffs and other law enforcement officers are patrolling the French Quarter. We feel safer than ever, here in our home city of New Orleans. If you want to go out and buy crack in the projects… you might be in for some trouble. If you stay in the Quarter, we think you’ll be just fine.

#8. School Teachers, Hunters & Football Fans
These are just a few people that had a hard time making our November convention. This summer, you will find so many happy teachers that can finally make our event (and don’t have to call in sick from New Orleans!) we might just have to hand out some tests to make them feel at home.

#9. The Rates
We got rates from $149 for our summer dates. In November the same rooms were $209 per night and for Mardi Gras those rooms went for $359! Want a room with your own balcony on Bourbon St? You can for $349 a night. During Mardi Gras the same rooms went for $1,100 a night. What a deal!

#10. Because It’s the Right Thing to Do
Some people told us “We don’t feel “right” going to New Orleans. On the contrary, the best thing you can do for this great city is to come, book a room, spend some money and give directly to the people that need tourists more than any other city in the country.

 

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Don’t donate to a charity that uses half of the donated money in administration costs. Don’t give to a cause that may never really help the Gulf Coast. Come put an extra dollar in the hand of your favorite street musician. Give a big tip to the waitress or bartender. Buy something silly at the store next door or the gallery down the street.

This is what New Orleans needs right now and coming to New Orleans is absolutely the best thing you can do. Of course, we really want you to come so you can have the most fun at the best convention ever. Our staff will welcome you with open arms, some Mardi Gras beads and a free cocktail (hey, this is New Orleans!). We plan on “Kicking it up a notch” this year as we welcome N’awlins back to Bourbon St, bigger and better.

Rooms are rapidly selling out, so reserve your place today Here for Naughty in N’awlins 2016 or contact us ellie@theaussieswingers.com for more information.

 

Update: Theme nights announced!

Tuesday Night:  Naughty-cal night

Dress up as a sailor or something nautical a(but naughty) nd you will fit in on board the paddle wheel boat Creole Queen as we sail on the Mighty Mississippi. If we are going to be on a boat, we figured we might as well dress the part.

You can represent the Navy or go with anything that has a nautical theme (Neptune, a Pirate, a Mermaid, etc…)

Wednesday Night: Super Hero/Villian Night

Dress up as your favorite Super Hero or Villain. It could be one we all know like the Superman, Lex Luther, Wonderwoman, or you can come up with your own creative Super hero or villian.

You could get a group of friends to dress up as the Avengers, X Men or the Fantastic Four or you could go as a team (Batman & Robin, Lone Ranger & Tonto, etc…). You could dress up as kinky superheros and go as Orgasm Man or Dildo Woman, be creative and have fun.

Thursday Night: Dress to Impress

No costumes tonight, dress to impress and wear your favorite outfit that you would wear to a club or to a nightclub.

Men do not have to wear a suitor a jacket, but why not?  Come on guys, put some effort into dressing up nice tonight. At least wear something that you would wear to an upscale restaurant, a fancy nightclub or yoru favorite lifestyle club. The ladies always outshine the guys, but with a little effort the guys can step it up tonight.

Yes, you can wear a nice pair of jeans, but please, no shorts, t shirts, tennis shoes or flip flops.

Women, just dress sexy. You know that one outfit that everyone compliments you in? Bring it and flaunt it as the name of the game is to impress someone, you never know, you just might get lucky.

Friday Night: Blackout

Dress in Black, head to toe.

Little black dresses, ball gowns, sexy lingerie, slacks, dress shirts, hates, black shoes and socks, black suits or black jeans. The more black, the more better. Want to add a black boa and a black mask? All the better.

Fetish outfits will work on Blackout night, so you can wear leather, latex or anything that sends the message that you need to be spanked. In fact, bring a paddle or a riding crop (just make sure that they are black).
Because, once you go black…

Saturday Night: Mardi Gras Masquerade Ball

Purple, Gold or Green are the official colors of Carnival, so any suit, dress, shirt, vest or outfit in these colors will look great.

You can go formal and wear a tux with Mardi Gras themed accessories (cufflinks, buttons, vest, cumberbund, bow tie, etc…). Most of the Mardi Gras Balls are very formal and do feature a lot of tuxedos and beautiful ball gowns.

You can also wear a cosume, the crazier and more creative, the better.

Finally, if you just can’t find the perfect outfit or costume, just wear lots of beads, masks and feathers and you will fit right in on this sexy Mardi Gras night.

 

Just announced!

For those of you arriving early (not prematurely), Bob and Tess have chartered the Creole Queen for a Jazz Dinner Cruise the night before the Convention. Experience the Mississippi River on this 3 hour dinner cruise, the most popular dinner cruise in New Orleans’.

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Cost of the cruise is $44 without dinner and $77 with dinner. The menu consists of:

  • Caesar Salad
  • Chicken & Sausage Gumbo
  • Louisiana Creole Jambalaya
  • Cajun Baked Chicken
  • Cajun Braised Beef Brisket
  • Cajun Seafood Pasta
  • Red Beans & Rice
  • Corn Mac Choux
  • Cajun Garlic Mashed Potatoes
  • Green Beans
  • Paddlewheeler White Chocolate Bread Pudding with Whiskey Sauce
  • Bread and Butter & Cornbread
  • New Orleans Coffee
  • Iced Tea

We will have a booking link available soon where you can go online and book your tickets for this event. We wanted you to know about this as soon as possible, so you could factor this into your flight bookings. We’d love you join us on Tuesday, July 5th.